During the time before the sun, the people on Earth lived in terror in a cold, dark world with no light other than the fires they created. The Demon King ruled the Earth and tortured and hunted the humans with the other demons on Earth. The Gods in the sky could no longer stand watching the demons continue to torture the humans on Earth so they decided to have a council where all the gods came together to find a solution.
“The humans on Earth continue to be tortured by the demons who think of humans as inferior creatures. ” said the god of the Sky.
“But, what can we do about it; the Demon King and the demons we created have grown stronger and have surpassed our strength.” said the god of the Sea.
The council broke into heated debate about what to do. In the middle of their discussion, the goddess of Earth appeared. The council grew silent.
“My children, to stop the demons you must come together and combine your powers to create a being stronger than any other, ” said the goddess of Earth, the mother to all living things on Earth.
The gods did as their mother had instructed and combined their powers, and a large spherical body of light and heat was created. Out of the light came a radiant man who looked as if he had skin made of gold.
“Who are you?” questioned the god of the Clouds.
“I am the Sun; the combination of your powers. I am here to relieve the humans on earth of the Demon King.” said the Sun.
The Sun organized the gods and humans into an army, and with the Sun’s powers, they vanquished the Demon King’s army. The Sun now entered the Demon King’s palace, knowing the war was over. When the Demon King saw him he fell at his feet and begged him for mercy.
“Please, spare my life.” said the Demon King.
The Sun, being a merciful being, said “I will not only allow you to live, but I will also allow you to rule Earth with me – if you promise to not hurt the people of Earth. However, you will now have to live away from Earth on the Moon as a consequence of your crimes.”.
The Demon King agreed and became the Moon. The Sun turned the demons into animals and left the Earth to the humans to choose what to do. Every 12 hours the Sun exchanges power with the Moon during the night. That is how the cycle of Day and Night was created.
Long ago, there was a penguin named Polly. She was a young bird, but a fast swimmer. Polly could zoom through the waters and it would seem like nothing was there. Polly, however, thought she was flying. One day, Polly thought she was the best flyer in the world.
“I think I am the best flyer, even better than those eagles, and falcons.”
Just then, Wendal the whale came and asked, “What do you mean, Polly. We are in the water not the sky.How can you possibly be flying.”
“I don’t know what you’re saying, Wendal, I am clearly flying.”
“Oh well, Polly. I shall contact my good friend Bob, who is a bird god, and he’ll show you how to really fly,” And with a smirk, Wendal swam off.
The next day, Polly was getting on top of an iceberg, when suddenly, she met the bird god.
“Who are you and what are you doing?” Polly questioned.
“So this is what Wendal was talking about. See here Polly, I am flying,” said Bob.
Polly tried to jump and flap her wings and she got in the air and started flying.
“Well, this is not flying. I challenge you, Bob, to a race. If I win, being in the water is called flying, and if you win, being in the air is called flying.”
Bob nodded his head and with Wendal the whale giving the countdown, the two birds got set.
“3, 2, 1 GO!”
Polly jumped in the water and swam her hardest. In what felt like a second, Polly made it to the finish, just to see Bob sleeping.
“Wait what! How’d he get here so fast? That’s impossible.”
“Well Polly, You agreed to the deal,” and with that, Bob gave Polly a curse that all penguins would not be able to fly and their movement is called swimming.
Rufus was enjoying some fresh prehistoric dinosaur meat when he heard a loud crash, scaring away all the other dogs but him. Instead of going away from the noise he went towards it as he was a very curious dog. He saw what looked like a giant metal disc on the ground like a giant toy, making him happy. So he went to investigate what it was, but it wasn’t a toy, and even stranger there was a blue man on top of it who was not moving. He was just laying there, so Rufus decided to approach it. He tried licking the blood to see if it was edible but it tasted like old raisins, not very good food.
Rufus dragged him off the metal disc and under some rocks so he wouldn’t get wet and he sat there waiting for the mysterious being to do something interesting. As soon as he was about to leave, the alien started moving; he stood up on 2 paws perfectly like no dog Rufus had ever seen, so he decided to tap him to see if he was hostile. The alien, very confused, started making noises at the dog which sounded like WOOF WOOF WOOOOOF. Rufus had no idea what was happing at that moment but then he started making WOOF sounds, making him confused about what he was doing. Rufus then asked the alien’s name, leading to the first conversation he had ever had with anything.
Rufus: “WOOF WF WOOF WOOF.” (What is your name)
The mysterious alien: “WF WOOF WF WOOFO” (My name is Orbo)
Rufus: “WOF WOF WF WOOOF WOOF WOOOOOF WOF” (Why can I speak this language now)
Orbo: “WOOOOF WOOF WOF WOF WOOOOOF WF” (Sounds like you are mimicking me)
Rufus: “WOF WF WOOOF WOF” (Why me mimic now)
Orbo: “WOOOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOOOOF WOF WOOF” (Because this first language you hear)
Rufus: “WOOF WF WOOF WOOOOF WOOOOF” (What is this language called)
Orbo: “WOOF” (Bark)
Rufus being content with that answer headed back to his pack to tell them the news
Rufus: “WF WOOF WOOOOOF WOF” (We have language now!)
Once upon a time, there was a peaceful village in King Arthur’s kingdom called Comal – a village that was famous throughout the land for its jolly troop of frolicking monkeys. Although the people of Comal were peaceful, a nearby king was always threatening to invade the village, steal the monkeys, and take over their land. One villager by the name of Sir Melfour was determined not to let that happen.
But to understand this story, we must go back in time to understand who this Sir Melfour was really. Sir Brazos and his wife were a respectable family that had given birth to 2 sons and lived in Villabraz. One of the sons being Sir Brazod the 2nd and Sir Melfour. These two brothers hated each other very much. But unluckily for Sir Melfour, Sir Brazos liked Brazod the 2nd more.
Melfour had to work hard on the family land, feeding the animals and tending to the fields, but Brazod the Second stayed in the home reading his books and playing chess. As a result, Sir Melfour became strong and experienced in the ways of landowning and farming, while Brazod the Second became more educated.
When it was time to train for the top general spot, people were excited. When the combat portion had started, it was clear that Melfour was a top candidate, but his brother wasn’t too shabby. During the spear throwing contest, Melfour had it 9 out of 10, while Brazod the 2nd had hit 2. But unlike Melfour, Brazod had something to say.
“Ladies and gentlemen, while my brother Melfour has made an impressive show of his skill at spear throwing, he was cheating! His spears are much lighter than mine so that they can go farther.”
But before Melfour could complain, people started to throw insults toward Melfour. Knowing that nothing could be done to make it stop, Melfour just left and Brazod was elected to be general. But sir Brazos didn’t appreciate cheating. He banished Melfour to the small village and didn’t give him any money.
Although Melfour was unhappy to be banished from Villabraz, he found Comal to be a pleasant and friendly village. And soon, he met a beautiful young woman named Megan to be his wife. He opened a small blacksmith shop and made swords, armor, and other items out of steel for the townspeople. So that people would have a need for his products, he also hosted jousting competitions.
Many things happened in Comal. There were robberies here and there. But Comal was usually a calm place to live. But one thing stood out:The Monkeys. The troublesome trio were causing ruckus and people loved it. Soon Comal became a popular place to people who wanted to see the monkeys, but that meant one thing: Money. Comal became rich and nearly as much as Villabraz.
Brazod and his father took notice of this situation, and they were angry. “We banished that fool Melfour from Villabraz in order to punish him, and look what he does! He goes and makes himself rich off a bunch of silly monkeys. We must teach him a lesson about how to be appropriately humble and submissive to our great city,” Brazod told Sir Brazos one day.
Brazod decided to go undercover as a tourist and get information. Brazod entered the pleasant city and liked it there. As Brazod was strolling, he heard a man say, “Hopefully this keeps up. We have no way to stop armies from rolling through.” Brazod leapt in excitement and went home to tell his father.
Sir Brazos was not as keen on the idea as his son. “Slow down boy,” he told him. “We meant to teach Melfour a lesson, not take over an entire village. I am not sure this is the right thing to do.”
But Brazod had made up his mind; he had taken a liking to the village and wanted it for himself. However, he could see that his father would not agree. “Yes, you are right father,” he lied. “I will not do anything at this time.”
That night, when Brazos was eating dinner, Brazod had been getting ready to ambush his father. Brazod knew when his father came because of a nasty but helpful burp. Brazos walked in and got taken down. Before he knew it Brazos was dead and the heir to the crown was Brazod.
Many people were suspicious of what happened but no one dared to question Brazod. Brazod had realized this happened and started to help the people of Villabraz. He paid their taxes and took care of the nobles’ houses. Soon, people forgot about the suspicions and carried on with their lives. Brazod had then decided to set his army up and told to get ready for an ambush.
And that’s what happened. The next day Brazod attacked a local market and took away a lot of food. But Brazod wasn’t happy. It was just too easy. So Brazod decided to do it again and again. Before he knew it, Brazod had taken almost ⅓ of the supplies of Comal. But then Brazod got another idea. Every time Brazod would go to Comal, he would never see the monkeys. So Brazod decided he was going to fully have an attack on comal.
Back in Comal, Melfour was upset. He suspected that it was Brazod who was slowly stealing their supplies, but he couldn’t prove it, and he knew that Brazod’s people would support him no matter what because of how he constantly paid them off with gifts. Melfour wanted to protect Comal and stop this draining of its resources, but he was not sure how to do it without angering Brazod’s kingdom.
Melfour knew he would need to train an army of some sort before confronting Brazod, because with as much hatred as his brother had for him it was sure to turn into a fight. But surely Brazod would expect him to train an army. So, how could he gain an advantage against him?
As he was pondering all of this, one of his favorite monkeys, named Felgur, leaped onto his shoulder and started nibbling on his ear. Of course! Melfour thought. Why hadn’t he thought of it before? He would train a monkey army!
Brazod would never expect it. It was perfect! But Melfour knew it wouldn’t be enough. He needed something else. So Melfour went to a secret location to talk to shepherds and farmers about fighting in a war, and as expected they knew nothing about fighting. Melfour was discouraged but didn’t give up. The next day. Melfour and his “army” of monkeys and people set out in an open field to do some practicing.
Although the people of Comal had always been peaceful, they were more than ready to fight to save their village. And since Melfour had great skills as a knight, he was a good teacher. He separated the villagers into two groups and had them practice jousting and sword fighting with each other. It was all going fairly well, except that the monkeys kept getting excited and trying to join in. It made practice very confusing.
So Melfour decided to put the monkeys against each other. The monkeys fought and even took down a few shepards. Melfour was confident and went to see his brother. But while he was in Villabraz, he saw the army. It was huge. This scared Melfour. As much confidence he had, there was no way his army could beat that. As Melfour thought, he looked around and noticed something, a bull!
Melfour approached the bull cautiously, and it started to stomp at the ground as if it was ready to charge. “Whoa, whoa, Mr. Bull,” Melfour said calmly. Suddenly, the bull’s owner, one of Brazod’s stable workers, came around the corner, shouting at the bull.
“What in Hades are you doing out here in the fields?” he shouted at the bull, hitting it with a whip. The bull roared, but fell back. “You stupid animal! Get back into that barn before I whip you again!”
Although Melfour felt fortunate that he had been saved from being attacked, he felt very sad for how the bull was being treated. He remembered he still had some carrots in his pocket that he had packed for his trip. After he knew the stable worker was gone, he snuck into the barn and spoke gently to the bull as he fed it the carrots. Soon enough he had won the bull over, and was able to ease it out of the barn. The bull even allowed him to ride it home.
Melfour brought a few more bulls home and decided it was time to position themselves for attack. Melfour placed the monkeys in the front trying to bait any person while the bull and the humans were in the back. Melfour heard the sound and then saw a huge amount of blue soldiers running toward the monkeys. It was night time and Melfour wore full dark armor and couldn’t be seen. Melfour rode on his horse and charged toward the army.
Even though Comal was famous for its monkeys, it was clear Brazod’s men were not expecting them to fight in a battle. The monkeys were dropping onto the heads of their horses from the trees above and covering their eyes with their hands. The horses began to panic, rearing up on their back legs and kicking. Some of Brazod’s men were falling off their horses, while others were getting kicked off, and still others were getting trampled. Any time the chaos got too intense, the Comal monkeys simply leapt back up into the trees, waiting to drop down on another horse.
But then Brazod realized this. He told his men to fire the tree and destroy the monkeys. The monkeys ran and survived and this infuriated Melfour. “You can kill me but you cannot kill those monkeys,” he muttered as he charged. Melfour couldn’t be seen and therefore took down almost a third of the army. The army of comal wasn’t backing down either. Even with very little fighting experience they were holding back Villabraz. Melfour charged and reached the kingdom of Villabraz.
Brazod had placed a great number of soldiers at the gate to the city. Melfour had charged ahead so quickly that his men were far behind him. He would either have to take these men on his own, or try to survive while waiting for the Comal army. As he was trying to decide what to do, he began to hear the thunder of hooves behind him. He saw the eyes of Brazod’s men grow wide, and turned around to see what they were looking at.
It was the bull! The bull charged and took down the men at the gate. Melfour was still not seen. While the bull was making chaos, Melfour managed to get in the city. Back in the battle of Comal, the army was fighting back pretty well. Villabraz hadn’t been able to do anything in Comal while Comal was actually defeating the huge army of Villabraz. When all looked well, Brazod ordered there to be a fire to be placed on the Comal army. He was going to burn them all.
Suddenly, a huge clap of thunder startled everyone. It was hard to tell if it was the sky or more noise from the battle. But soon huge raindrops were falling on the men. The Villabraz army tried to light their firey arrows so they could shoot them onto the roofs of the Comal buildings, but the thunderstorm drenched their weapons and put the fires out.
This got Brazod furious. He was now ready to send the last of is army, or the last 20,000,000 men of his army. But Brazod also calculated how many of the comal army men had died. Out of the 52,000, only 2 members had fallen. Brazod decided to fully send the army. But the Comal army had pushed through and fended off his army from Comal. When Villabraz’s army had arrived, they had to fight in the village of Cikto, not Comal.
Meanwhile, Melfour was riding his bull undetected through the city of Villabraz. Suddenly he saw something that made him stop. It was the grave of his father. As he looked at it sadly, he heard a booming voice from the sky, saying one word over and over: BETRAYAL. Melfour knew what this meant, because the voice was his father’s.
Melfour had always suspected that his brother had something to do with the death of his father, and this confirmed it.
“What would you have me do, father?” Melfour asked.
“DEFEAT HIM,” the voice boomed back.
“I am trying, but his army is much bigger than mine,” Melfour responded.
“DEFEAT, BUT DO NOT KILL. HE IS STILL YOUR BROTHER,” the voice said. Melfour was concerned. How could he fight the army and also protect his brother who was leading the army against his people?
Melfour first knew that he should visit his brother so he rode off in the distance. When Melfour arrived at the palace of Brazod and broke in. He hopped off his bull and snuck into his brother’s room. His brother was startled and immediately was upset. “What are you doing, here you traitor!” Brazod exclaimed.
“You shouldn’t be talking,” Melfour calmly responded.
“What do you mean I shouldn’t be talking,” Brazod shot back
This angered Melfour. “You killed our father and now you say that you didn’t!” Melfour took out his sword.
Brazod simply laughed. “You would go against our father’s wishes and kill your brother?” he asked. Melfour was surprised.
“How do you know what Father said to me?” he asked suspiciously.
“Well…um…I just know,” Brazod stuttered. “It sounds like something he would say.”
Suddenly Melfour knew why the voice had sounded so familiar. “It was you!” he shouted at Brazod. “But wait – why would you tell me to defeat your own army?”
Brazod sighed. “It’s clear you are going to win. You have formed a magnificent army with the people of Comal. We cannot beat you. But I do not want you to kill me,” he said.
Melfour was about to walk away happily, when he realized he’d been fooled. Melfour turned around to see Brazod charging with 4 other men. Melfour quickly took out his sword and started dueling them. As he expected, Brazod didn’t have much skill and was taken down easily. The guards were the big problem. They jumped on Melfour at once and took him down. One thing that Melfour knew that the guards didn’t know was where all the trap doors were. Melfour clicked a button and all the guards went flying and Melfour got up and faced his brother who was holding an arrow.
“Brazod,” Melfour said gently. “We are still brothers. Let us resolve this situation without more violence. Our father would be so unhappy to see us quarrel this way.”
Brazod merely pulled back the arrow on the bow and took aim at Melfour’s heart. “We’ll see about that,” he said.
And just as he was about to let the arrow fly, Melfour’s bull came charging into the room, butting Brazod in the chest with his big bully head. Brazod toppled backwards and fell out the window.
Brazod fell unconscious and Melfour quickly took control of everything. First, he ordered every one to stop fighting. Then he gave all the land that was once Villabraz’s and gave it to Comal. Melfour also got Brazod and put him in prison.
Technically, Melfour could have become King of Villabraz, but the people of Comal wanted to make him King of their land. Melfour was torn because of his loyalty to his father’s memory but also to the people of Comal, so he decided to join the two towns into one big city.
Melfour ruled over the city of comal-braz and led the city to victory over all enemies. Brazod spent his life in prison sobbing.
One day, Melfour got a guest, the great King Arthur. King Arthur had invited him to join the round table. Melfour did so and when asked about how he took down the Villabraz army, he replied, “It wasn’t just me, it was everyone.”
The Ember Terrain is where a great all-powerful god lives. His name is Sir Gallant. People call him Knight of Fire.
Before he came to be a knight he was a neurosurgeon who did surgery on people’s brains. At his home he had many awards and trophies not only for all of his successful surgeries, but also his skill at playing tennis and wrestling lions. He only became a doctor because of his uncle, and even though he was very successful at it he did not really enjoy it. He had always wanted to be a knight and go on adventures. So that’s how he became an all- powerful knight “Knight of Fire”.
Sir Gallant chose to be the Knight of Fire because he moved to an enchanted land called The Ember Terrain. The place is super dark but there’s a reason for that. It’s because they believed in the god Inferno. They light the place up with fire. Sir Gallant had read many stories about Inferno when he was a boy about how he had earned his magical ax, Blaze.
Sir Gallant hoped some day he could earn his own magical weapon too. He also loved Harry Potter.
All of a sudden,monsters were invading the land and Sir Gallant fought but he was outnumbered. The god Eclipse came and saved him. Sir Gallant was very impressed with Eclipse’s skills and asked if he would teach him some of his battle moves. But this offended Eclipse, who was insulted that a mere Knight would ask to be shown his secrets. “The only way I could teach you is by throwing you into the sun,” said Eclipse.
“WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” said Sir Gallant.
“Yeah I’m a god what did you expect. Did you think I was going to give you a dog to make you learn responsibility.” Said Eclipse.
Sir Gallant thought carefully about what he should do next. He wanted to be an important knight, and how else could he become one unless Eclipse taught him his battle skills? Maybe he could survive being thrown into the sun, Sir Gallant thought. If I wear as much armor as I can put on, maybe he won’t be able to throw me that far, and he will still tell me his secrets. So he said “Nes.” “I mean yes”.Sir gallant asked for 10 min. He came back with a full suit of armor. Eclipse Said “I’m gonna pretend that you are not doing that.” Eclipse used his telekinesis to throw him into the sun. Sir Gallant thought he was so heavy that he wouldn’t be able to carry him, but he never thought about telekinesis.
The next thing he knew, he was wearing 200 pounds of armor and boiling in the heat of the sun. This made him immediately think of the god Inferno, so he called out to him, “Inferno! Save me!”
Inferno comes in and says “Why should I”.
“because you’re the god of fire and I’M BOILING IN THE SUN!!!!”
“Did that stupid Eclipse throw someone else into the sun? I am getting really tired of having to save the mortals he tosses up there,” grumbled Inferno.
After Inferno saved him Sir Gallant felt this power inside of him. “This is amazing!” He exclaimed. “Does this mean I have the fighting skills of Eclipse now?”
“Of course not!” Inferno roared. “He just tells people that so he has an excuse to throw them into the sun. You have fire powers now; anytime the sun shines on you, you will have superhuman powers. You’re like me.” sadly muttered Inferno. “But I have a quest for you”
“Recently I had a fight with a water god Floe, cousin of Poseidon. I need you to tell her that fire is better.”
“Should be easy enough”
“By fighting her.”
“You now have fire powers; if you do not defeat Floe to prove fire is better, she will never give up trying to defeat us.”
“So where do I find her?” Sir Gallant asked.
“IN THE WORST LAND OF THEM ALL……. NICE ICE LAND.”
Sir Gallant had never heard of such a place. “How can it be so bad if it’s named ‘Nice Ice Land?’” he thought to himself. He accepted the challenge.
Inferno told him he would provide him with two dragons to take with him on his journey. These dragons, named Kakashi and Naruto, could shoot fireballs with incredible aim. They would be a great help to him on his quest.
“Unfortunately I have to go with you. On the worst land ever,” Inferno sighed. “I am not allowed to send anyone to Nice Ice Land without escorting them there. It is the law of the volcano gods who rule my island.”
“That is why I have to come with you” said Inferno
“Rude”muttered Sir Gallant.
“What did you say?” Inferno asked.
“Nothing” Sir Gallant said nervously.
Of the two dragons, Naruto was the bigger one, so of course Inferno wanted to ride him. At first Sir Gallant was jealous about this, but once they were flying through the air he realized that Kakashi was much more cooperative and easy to fly. While he cruised the sky easily, Inferno was being bucked around and jostled by Naruto, who wanted to do tricks and flips in the air. “Aaaahhhhh! I mean – wheeeeee!” Inferno yelled, pretending to be having fun, but Sir Gallant knew he was having a hard time.
“WE have come to this place. Oh no there is an obstacle course surrounded by fierce lions.”
No problem, Sir Gallant thought to himself. He had run obstacle courses on his horse many times. He didn’t think he would have too much trouble with this part of the challenge.
But – Naruto had other ideas. He took one look at the obstacle course, flared his nostrils, and with one breath shot fire at the entire thing and burned it to a crisp.
“I’m not sure Floe is going to be happy about this,” Inferno muttered, but he patted Naruto on his head happily. “Good boy,” he whispered.
“We were never here, got that.”said Gallant
“Yes. and stop acting like a leader. I’m the leader.” Inferno said sadly.
“Sure, of course you are,” said Sir Gallant. He wanted to ask which way they should enter the territory now that the obstacle course was gone, but he waited for Inferno to speak first. Inferno kept looking at him like he was waiting for Sir Gallant to speak….as time passed the dragons started getting antsy and puffing smoke out of their nostrils. Finally Sir Gallant could take it no more. He cleared his throat.
“Ahem—er, maybe we should figure out another way to enter the land? What do you think?”
Inferno looked at him like he was crazy. “Why do you think we have to take another way? We are just going to walk right into the territory and pretend like the obstacle course was already burned before we arrived.”
“Mhhm. How are we going to explain the dragons.”
The dragons are exploding fireballs out of their noses.
Inferno said “I’ll hide them in my invisibility cloak I brought.”
“YOU, WHAT!!!!!!!” screamed Gallant.
“Yeah, doesn’t everybody have one?” Inferno asked.
“Um, no, they don’t,” said Sir Gallant. “I have heard about them but I’ve never even seen one.”
Inferno rolled his eyes. “Of COURSE you haven’t SEEN one, it’s INVISIBLE.”
“I didn’t even know you brought one” said Gallant
“ ‘cause I didn’t tell you.” simply stated Inferno.
Inferno reached into a large pocket inside his coat and from what Sir Gallant could tell he pulled out the cloak. He couldn’t see it of course, because it was invisible, but the way Inferno was gesturing made it look like he had a cloth in his hands. He gestured towards my dragon like he was throwing the cloak over him, and just like THAT the dragon disappeared. But of course Naruto burned it into a crisp. They weren’t surprised. They parked the dragons outside in the pond because dragons can disappear when they touch water.
“Well, that takes care of that, but sorry about your invisibility cloak,” Sir Gallant told Inferno.
“Don’t worry, I will get a new one at the magic store,” Inferno said back.
Again Sir Gallant was surprised. “What? You mean anyone can just buy an invisibility cloak?”
“Why yes,” Inferno said. “I mean the technology has been available for years now. Lots of different places sell them. Where have you been that you didn’t know about that?”
“I don’t like shopping,” Sir Gallant grumbled irritably.
“Sucks to be you,” Inferno laughed. “Now let’s go find Floe.”
There they were at a tennis court?
“Why are we here at a tennis court?” asked Sir Gallant.
“Because we need to play doubles tennis” simply stated Inferno.
“Ok, let’s play.” Said Inferno while he was warming up.
“Or we could go through this hole that was made by Poseidon like in the fairy tale.” Said sir Gallant while pointing at the hole.
“Yeah lets go with that” Said Inferno Saying like it was his Idea.
The hole was barely visible because it was behind a big waterfall that came cascading down from the very top of Floe’s castle. They would have to sneak past all the tennis players to get to it and then get past the waterfall without getting crushed by the water.
“I knew about this but I just forgot about it and it was super long. We should go up the waterfall.” said Inferno
“Ok”said Sir Gallant. “But how are we going to climb a waterfall without drowning, falling, or being seen?”
Inferno’s eyes burned like fire. “Have you forgotten about our dragons? They are strong enough to climb this waterfall AND since it is made of water, they won’t be seen.”
“Ok that all sounds great,” said Sir Gallant. “But we will still be seen, won’t we?” Inferno Whistled a loud whistle.
That’s when Eclipse came in and gave inferno 2 Invis cloaks. Inferno said “Thank you!”
“No problem!” Eclipse said. “They were having a big sale on invisibility cloaks at Lightning Stop,” Sir Gallant heard this and shook his head – did everyone know about invisibility cloaks but him? “And plus I owe Inferno a lot of stuff.”mumbled Eclipse.
“Perks of being a top notch GAH-OD”Sang Inferno quietly.
Eclipse went on his way, and Inferno and Sir Gallant draped themselves in their cloaks so they could go get their dragons. The problem was that when they got back to the pond they couldn’t see them because they were invisible, and the dragons couldn’t see THEM because they had on their cloaks.
“DUH – we have to take our cloaks off so they can see us,” Sir Gallant said.
“Of course, I was just about to suggest that when you said it,” Inferno said.
“Sure.” Said Sir Gallant sarcastically.
Inferno just rolled his eyes, which Sir Gallant couldn’t see because they were still invisible. Just then, though, they took off their cloaks and watched the ripples of water the dragons made as they swam towards them. The ripples stopped just at the shore – the dragons were smart enough to know not to step out of the water so they wouldn’t be seen.
Just then Inferno pulled a bag of something out of his invisibility cloak. He looked at it and smiled. “Eclipse sure thinks of everything!” he said. Then he showed the bag to Sir Gallant – it was a bag of balloons.
“What are we supposed to do with balloons?” he asked.
Inferno took out four balloons and dunked them into the water so that they filled up. Then he stretched the balloons onto the feet of his dragon. “Now when Naruto lifts up out of the water and into the sky, he will still be invisible!” he said.
“How is it not popping?” said Sir Gallant in confusion.
“ ‘cause why not,” said Inferno. “After all, this is our story.”
Sir Gallant was still in confusion but he just let it go.”But won’t the balloons be visible?”
Inferno sighed. “Yes, but balloons floating through the air is not unusual,” he said.
“Oh yeah, I knew that, I was just checking to make sure you did,” Sir Gallant said.
“Sure,” said Inferno sarcastically.
And with that, they hopped onto their dragons with their balloon feet, and flew over to the waterfall.
“So wait a minute,” Sir Gallant said as they were in the air, “If our dragons can fly over to the waterfall, why do they have to climb it? Can’t they just fly over it to the top of the castle?”
“Of course,” Inferno said. “It’s a magical waterfall. You can’t touch the water, you have to go over it. Remember I thought of this.” said Inferno.
“Let’s go with that.” Sighed Sir Gallant.
And with that, they flew right up to the top of Floe’s castle. They were so excited to finally be getting on with their plan that they forgot about the water balloons on their dragon’s feet. When they landed, there were eight very loud popping sounds, and they had to tell Naruto and Kakashi to hurry away to hide back in the lake before anyone saw them.
But Naruto of course didn’t stay there and Floe found him. Kakashi was his brother so he went in to save. AND THE BATTLE BEGINS. DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUN
END OF CHAPTER ONE
When Floe found Naruto she immediately threw a rope around his neck and started dragging him to her dungeon. This caused Kakashi to chase after her and shoot flames at her, but because Floe was made of water the flames disappeared as soon as they touched her. But the flames burned the rope.
“Nooooooo!” Floe shouted as Naruto flew up and away. But that was not the end of things, because Floe was able to shoot a spray of water at Gallant himself but Gallant took a skinny wood and blocked the water. As he jumps he gets this dual sabor. And slices her arms off and wins the battle. On the bright side he got a sweet new weapon.
The journey began in Mount Olympus as Veaderous was walking down the steps of to the entrance because he was banished for arguing with Zeus. He jumped off the stairs to take a short cut and slowly glided down thanks to his tattered wings.
“I bet Zeus made that happen because I argued with him,” Veaderous thought as he landed on Earth inside of a Best Buy. He ended up landing right in front of the television section where he heard the news being televised over about 50 flat-screen TVs: “This is a breaking news bulletin. All of the video games in the world have suddenly malfunctioned. Companies are losing money on the stock market by the second and panicked investors have started selling out. Riots are occurring on suburban streets as angry gamers trash local Game Stops looting for solutions like batteries, new consoles, and toilet paper. The president of the United States is asking for calm and also telling everyone to stay inside unless they have an emergency. More updates to come as we get more information.”
He turned to the nearest exit and started moving at hurtling speeds, then he put his shield in front of him and crashed through the exit, shattering all the windows and leaving a trail of blue flame, but abruptly he stopped at Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte.
“Hey, give me a break!” He shouts at the stampede of customers rushing into the store to get caffeinated for the riots. “We don’t have Starbucks on Olympus; let me through!” Veaderous knew he would not get many more chances for pumpkin spice latte since they were probably going to sell out soon, plus it was after the holidays and soon they would be discontinued until next fall.
“What is your name, sir?” the barista asked him.
“Veaderous,” he said, with an expectant sigh.
“Victor?” She asked him.
Veaderous let out a groan. “Vead-er-ous,” he said slowly.
“Um, can you spell that for me?” she asked, as the crowd behind him started to get impatient.
“Victor, just call me Victor,” Veaderous said grumpily as he paid for his order.
Of course, he immediately forgot he said his name was Victor and they had to call his name three times before he remembered, so when he got his latte it was cold. “This is not a good sign,” Victor said to himself. Oops, I mean Veaderous said to himself.
He then left but not without a fight for his latte by everyone named Victor. “The gods of Olympus are nothing compared to those absolute destructive forces of nature,” he mumbled, then proceeded to head out to the nearest GameStop – as he could teleport from one to the other – but saw a fake GameStop called GagStep and sighed. “I know it’s a trap, but well, I guess I have to check.”
Veaderous suspected GagStep of being behind all the chaos. He knew it was under the protection of King Glitch, and this situation seemed like something that evil King would do. But he knew if he went bursting in there without a disguise, GagStep would trap him in some sort of game, which was something they were very good at doing. He looked at his Starbucks cup that had “Victor” written on it and that gave him an idea.
He took some tape, put it on the bottom of his cup, removed the piranha plant that was normally on his head, and stuck the cup up there.
“This is probably a mistake but it has to be done,” he said to himself, as he hid his shield and his sword behind a trash can. He walked into GagStep holding the piranha plant and said, “Hi there, my name is Victor, and I am selling piranha plants. I was wondering if anyone here would want one.”
“Why do you have a Starbucks cup on your head?” asked the GagStep employee.
“Because that’s what you have to feed your piranha plants,” Victor, I mean Veaderous, answered.
Then suddenly out of nowhere two men in full black outfits pushed Veaderous into a pitch black room, then the light turned on, and he looked around the room with a sigh, “Why oh why does it have to be an escape room; I hate puzzles so much!” He ripped off his Starbucks cup and threw it at the locked door.
“Welp, I have to do something,” Veaderous said, then proceeded to hit the door repeatedly as the piranha plant tried to pull him in the other direction.
Since banging on the door wasn’t working, Veaderous moved on in the direction the plant was taking him. He could see that on one wall of the room was a row of gibberish – letters spray painted in no particular order.
He sighed. “I can’t read it without something to decipher it.” Then he walked around the room and found a piece of paper that seemed to have been torn in half with the words blue is good red is bad written on it.
Veaderous went back to the wall and noticed that the letters were all either blue or red. He looked only at the blue letters, which read L+Ox2+K; then a blue arrow pointing down; then the word THE; and then AIR + CH.
“Look down the arch?” Veaderous guessed. His piranha plant shook her head.
“Hmmm. How about this – LOOK UNDER THE CHAIR.”
Conveniently, there was a chair in the corner. Veaderous approached it very slowly, looked underneath the chair, and found the other half of the note, which said: 3 steps forward, 2 steps left, another 3 left, and 1 down – what is the encoded password and object?
“I hope no one is filming this,” Veaderous mumbled as he followed the steps. He took 3 steps forward, then 5 steps left – but what does 1 down mean? He thought about it for a minute, then got down on his knees.
After a minute of thought, he looked back at the note and said, “Oh I really really hope no one is filming this,” and then an announcer chimed in saying “It’s your lucky day! We’re live! You have over a million viewers!” Veaderous saw a small camera on the roof, then proceeded to pick up a chair and throw it at the camera, saying, “Dang, that chair is durable!”
The chair hit the camera, but instead of smashing the camera into pieces, it bounced off the ceiling and transformed into a mechanical bird. The chair, meanwhile, transformed into a set of stairs. The metal bird flew over to Veaderous and dropped a tiny key into his hand, then vaporized with a little POOF! The stairs came down to the ground and stopped right in front of a tiny door located at the top of the wall.
Veaderous ran up the steps and tried to open the door, but it was locked. Then he tried using the key. It worked! He was now back in the GagStep shop, and by the look of it, the employees were not happy. They saw him and took off running, and two people who were dressed in black suits had a coffee cup with Victor II written on the side. Veaderous saw it and grabbed it while knocking the two guys out, then smelled the coffee and said, “I 100% need this pumpkin spice latte after that.”
Veaderous downed the latte in two gulps. “I wish they’d ordered a venti but oh well,” he said. On his way out of GagStep he stopped to collect his shield and his sword from behind the trash can. As soon as he did this, he heard something weird coming from inside the can. “Hellllp meeeee,” a little voice said from underneath all the trash. “Ew,” Veaderous thought. “Do I really have to dig through all this trash to see who that is?”
“Helllllp meeeee,” the voice said again, and Veaderous thought yes, he really was going to have to dig through the trash. So, he started digging. The next thing he knew, something sucked him inside the trash can and everything started spinning around him.
Then before he knew it, he was in a retro-type area and said,“Out of all the games, why oh why does it have to be Cuphead? I heard that this game is so hard, someone took it up with the CEO of the game, saying he’d never beat it and no one had; the CEO then went to Mount Olympus and the gods said the same thing.”
I saw a huge shadowy figure in the distance and said, “Wait, isn’t that the final boss of Cuphead? Doesn’t that mean that I don’t have to fight all the bosses?” Then Veadrous headed to the final boss and challenged him.
The final boss asked, “Do I know you?”
Veadrous responded with, “No, probably not, but I challenge you to a fight.”
The final boss said, “Well, is that so – only on one condition: if you lose, you have to sell your soul to me.”
Veaderous frustratingly said, “Well, I have no other way out, so I accept.”
The boss said, “Great, get ready to sell your soul to the boss, kid!”
Veaderous’s vison went black, then came back, and the first thing he saw was a huge throne and the boss ready to kill him. Then he heard a voice say “Start!” and the boss began to attack. Veadrous, being him, decided to dodge instead of using his shield; hr saw the boss spinning the trident but also saw how tall the boss was – then he had a brilliant idea.
Once the boss spun the trident, Veaderous grabbed the hilt and whoosh! it spun close to the boss’s face. Veadrous kicked his head right off, then grabbed his cup that said Victor, caught the head in it, then said, “Either accept defeat or you’re going to have trouble finding your head!”
The boss responded with a voice that echoed through the cup.‘Okay, fine, you win,” he said, then the same voice that started the match said Knockout! and Veadrous’ vision went black again.
Once it came back, he saw the boss and said, “Now I want out.” The devil snapped his fingers and Veadrous’ vision went blurry; when it came into focus he saw the outside of Gagstep and the trash can that he was sucked into, and said, “Never again will I be trapped in a trash can,” and started walking off.
But before Veaderous walked away, he spied a shiny silver ticket on the ground. Thinking it might be a coupon for a free pumpkin latte, he picked it up. As soon as he touched it and started to read the words: THIS TICKET CHALLENGES YOU TO – he was whooshed off into space.
When the world stopped spinning, Veaderous looked around, confused. It appeared he was in some old-fashioned city village, surrounded by shops and restaurants that looked very British. Then he heard the roar of a motorcycle charging past, and the cheers of people who were riding along. He felt the whoosh as the roller coaster rushed past him and knew immediately where he was – the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Florida! That sound he heard was the Hagrid ride. “I always wanted to ride that coaster,” Veaderous thought, but there was no time for that now, as he was starting to get an idea of what he was being challenged to do.
The dragon that sat atop Gringott’s Bank was just about to shoot the flames out of his mouth, and a small crowd had gathered around to see it happen. But all those curious faces soon turned to screams as the wings on the supposedly fake dragon began to move. Then its head turned right towards Veaderous! Here we go, Veaderous thought, another challenge.
The dragon hurled flame at Veaderous so he used his shield and blocked the fire from hitting him or his plant. His thought process was if the dragon was real, so should everything else be, so he rushed into Ollivander’s and grabbed a wand. Then a golden spotlight shown on him, so he knew it was the right wand.
He rushed outside and said as many spells as he could think of. He knew a lot of spells because a year earlier he got a backstage pass to meet J.K.Rowling, who taught him some. He knew that normally a dragon should either be confused or dumbfounded by how many spells he shot at it, but instead, this one just lunged at him. Veaderous barely jumped out of the way as the bricks of the alley sputtered everywhere. Naturally he assumed that the dragon would out-speed him eventually, so he ran into the closest broom store and grabbed a Firebolt. As soon as he got on the broom, it lurched to life and charged like a rhino.
He thought, “I have some experience; I stole Apollo’s sun chariot one time – spoiler it was a crash landing – Apollo was very mad, but this time I hope I don’t crash,” so he went out of the alley and went to Hogwarts, which at that moment had a light show on it, which seemed to scare the dragon, so he decided to cast the luminos spell. It frightened the dragon, but once it wore off he could tell how angry it was, so he then cast a patronus – which believe it or not was a piranha plant – which then attacked the dragon. That made it rush at him, so he was flying and being chased by a dragon; he could hear music coming from a shop below him, and at that second Veaderous thought, “Isn’t the name Imagine Dragons ironic?” and he rushed to the gryffin ride, and there was a live gryffin, and guess what happened? It first tried to kill him, yes, but then attacked the dragon which somewhat relieved him; instead of fleeing like he should have done, he cast an impressive spell on the dragon and bound it to a necklace which he happily threw into the ocean later.
Well, as it turned out, all the guests in Harry Potter World thought this was all one great big show, and as soon as the dragon was vanquished cheers rang out all over Disney World. Veaderous thought the cheers could be heard from space. Then suddenly there was an announcement over all the speakers in the park: “WOULD THE STRANGE CREATURE WHO VANQUISHED OUR DRAGON PLEASE REPORT TO DISNEY HEADQUARTERS – YOUR REWARD IS WAITING!” and the crowds cheered again and high-fived Veaderous as he walked towards the big blue building at the edge of the park.
The farther away he got from Harry Potter world, the less people recognized him. This part of the park was quiet and unfamiliar; he had never been there before. Maybe this is a new section they are adding later or something, Veaderous thought. Anyway, soon he was the only one in the area. As he approached the big glass doors to what he thought was Disney Headquarters, he expected to be getting a reward – maybe a lifetime FastPass or something – but as soon as Veaderous stepped through the doors he heard a WHOOSH and was astounded as everything around him transformed from a bright blue shiny Disney building to…THE BIGGEST, DARKEST GAGSTEP HE HAD EVER SEEN.
What would you expect from a person who just walked into a large building they knew nothing about? You would expect them to leave, right? Ha ha, nope – instead Veaderous stupidly decided to go forward into a giant room which housed a massive mechanical mammoth that apparently was out of commission. He quickly tried to leave, but no – the doors locked and the mammoth sprung to life. Veaderous assumed he had to fight it to escape, but it instead broke down the door and let him through. Sometimes configuring a giant mammoth is hard, so afterwords Veaderous clicked the collapse button and it folded it into a neat box. Once he was back at Olympus, he would brag about defeating the beast, but for now he had a bigger problem.
He went through the opening and saw another set of doors. Now he was wondering how much they spent on doors. Luckily it was open, and there it was, Veaderous’s lifelong Fastpass. But there was another door that was more like a gladiator gate. He stepped through and instantly the gate closed along with the door that was the room with the Fastpass. I knew it was to good to be true, Veaderous thought, and just as he thought that, King Glitch fell from what appeared to be the sky; it was confusing. CGI projection is so good these days, Veaderous didn’t even know how he felt.
Then King Glitch said, “You are lucky to have gotten this far,” but because he was far away Veaderous heard it as “You big silver onion, I’m going to eat you.” He tried not to laugh which took a lot of strength, and then they started to fight.
Veaderous realized when King Glitch signaled for cannons to shoot at him that his new shield could withstand the cannonballs as it was the latest edition one with all-in-one cannon protection. He blocked a few of them, and the others flew past him; the King’s cannons were hard to aim. King Glitch seemed annoyed that Veaderous was still alive and yelled up to the cannon: “You had one job! One job! What do I pay you for!” and one of his minions retorted, “You pay with lifelong Fastpasses; that’s it!” but as Veaderous was far away he heard, “Why you no squash the onion? He is an onion, so why you no squash?” Deeply offended at being called an onion, he ran at King Glitch and stabbed him with his sword while his piranha plant bit at the king – which surprisingly did more damage than the sword. Veaderous took a mental note – don’t make my piranha plant angry – and whilst his plant was chomping on King Glitch’s neck, he rushed in for another blow.
And with that blow something amazing happened. King Glitch started to dissolve right before Veaderous’s eyes. There were blue and red and yellow lines flashing across the atmosphere like a camera about to break. King Glitch fuzzed in and out of focus, and as that was happening all the lights in the building were flashing on and off. Beyond the building Veaderous could hear cheers as all the rides that were down for maintenance began to work at that very moment. All the long lines started moving so fast it was like everyone had lifetime Fastpasses. “No fair!” yelled one of King Glitch’s minions, but they too were dissolving in and out of shape. His piranha plant made short work of the minion by snapping off his head, while Veaderous used his sword – which was growing larger, he noticed – to lop the crown off King Glitch’s head. All the car alarms in the parking lot starting going off at once. The fireworks, which were not scheduled to be set off for another two hours, all started exploding at once. Veaderous felt something weird happening to his small, tattered wings that were only good for gliding – they were growing bigger and more powerful. They were also getting sharper. Before he knew it he had lifted himself off the ground and flew straight at King Glitch. And with one quick and strong strike, King Glitch was gone into the air.
Once Veaderous calmed down he realized his wings were fixed and he could fly; he began soaring through the air. He also noticed one other thing: there were two unlimited Fastpasses on the ground. He knew that one was for him but was confused why there was a second; then remembered his MVP – most valuable plant – and gave the second one to his piranha plant as a token of his gratitude. Zeus was going to be soooo jealous he had lifetime Fastpasses. With that battle won, Veaderous felt that King Glitch was not truly gone, because let’s face it, there is no lag-less internet, but he would be ready for when the devious King bobbed his head up again, or whatever he had in the place of one. The main point was, Veaderous was ready.
The journey back was much better because he could fly, but somehow his piranha plant still beat him back to Mount Olympus. I am putting that in the new Unsolved Mysteries book, Veaderous thought to himself.
When he got back everyone was congratulating him, even Zeus, although Veaderous thought he was just worried about losing his level in Candy Crush. Veaderous was proud to be a hero and everyone knew it. He spent a good minute rubbing it in Zeus’s face that he had a lifetime Fastpass, and the internet didn’t have any glitches for a very, very long time.
Once there was a demigod named Drachma who lived in New York. He loved going to the bank and seeing all the dollar bills coming out of the cash register. “I wish they were mine though?” Drachma sighed. His father Hephaestus was a god but still, Drachma wasn’t allowed to go to Mount Olympus for some reason. One day Drachma was walking down the street when he heard something.
“This is a special news alert!” he heard coming through people’s cell phones. “Something has gone wrong with all the ATM machines in New York. It appears that at the moment, no one can access their money through any machine in the city, and the banks also can’t access people’s accounts. That is all that is known right now, and we will bring you updates as we get them. It is important that nobody panics and everyone stays calm. The authorities will fix this situation as soon as possible.”
When Drachma heard the words don’t panic, he immediately realized in the next 2.78 seconds that the population of New York city would go wild. Drachma decided to take this into his own hands. “Only after I get up from getting stampeded,” he thought. Sure enough, he heard the roar of crowds and the thundering of human feet as people raced to the nearest money machines to see if they could get cash before they shut down. Drachma sighed. That isn’t going to work people, he thought, but everyone was going to try anyway just in case. When they found out it was really true, Drachma knew, the city was going to react with terror, and might even start to riot for toilet paper, water, and gift cards.
Drachma knew that someone had stolen the money from the Big Apple. There was no way the biggest market in the USA would lose all its money. Drachma thought for a few minutes and decided to call upon his brother Plutus. Plutus never came – and that’s why, Drachma knew, he was the best son. He called upon his father Hephaestus and he came. Drachma asked, “I know someone stole this money but I am not sure who. What do I do father?”
“Here is a staff I have been working on for 3,000 years and been wanting to give to you ever since you moved here.” Hephaestus said.
Drachma reached out to take the staff; it was heavy as it was made of pure gold, like everything his father made, and at the top it had a diamond-encrusted dollar sign. “Um, hey, dad?” Drachma said, “This is really awesome and all, but do you think walking around right now with a staff of solid gold and diamonds is a good idea while the city has no money?”
“Oh, you are right son,” Hephaestus laughed. “I didn’t even think of that because on Olympus no one is ever poor. Here, I will enchant it for you.” And with that, Hephaestus waved his big strong hand and poof, the staff shrank down to pocket size. “Now you can hide it in your pocket, but when you need it, take it out and it will return to its normal size.”
Drachma thanked his father and went to find the thief. As he wandered around the city he eventually realized that this would take along time. He looked for places to stay nearby so he wouldn’t have to go all the way back to his apartment, and found one place that caught his eye: Money Inn. Drachma went and searched through Money Inn because it appeared to be totally empty – until he found a man sitting down on the floor. He said hello to the man, and the man replied in a deep voice, “Why you come here?”
Drachma thought about asking how he could rent a room, but something about this man seemed unusual. Maybe he can give me information about the thief, Drachma thought. He wanted to ask, but he knew he had to be careful.
“Terrible thing about all the money in New York being stolen, huh?” Drachma said casually.
“What money?” the man replied
“All of it, I guess?” Drachma said a little bit suspiciously. The man stood up and he was a giant. The man called to someone by the name of 45 and told him to come. This man, who Drachma named simple “the giant” grabbed Drachma and put him in a chair and told him to wait. Drachma was hungry and was about to ask for food when the giant gave him a small piece of an apple and said to eat it.
Except it really wasn’t a small piece of apple because it was from the giant, so it was giant sized. “I guess you could say this is a really BIG APPLE, get it?” Drachma joked. The giant just stared at him.
“Giants aren’t known for their sense of humor,” said another voice from behind him.
The giant turned around and said, “45. You late. Why Late?”
45 snapped his fingers and the giant was on the floor. 45 made his way over and took away the “Big Apple” and gave him an actual small piece.
He looked at the giant and snarled, “You fool. Why did you give him a big apple!”
“Sorry,” the giant whimpered as he lay on the floor.
Drachma stood up; he felt more courageous now that the giant was on the floor, and 45 was normal-sized. “Look, this has been fun and all, but why exactly am I sitting in this chair watching you yell at a giant?”
“You will do whatever I tell you to do,” 45 replied, smoothing his hand over his green hair.
45 left the building and for the next 20-30 days, Drachma had either been starved, attacked by millions of demons when he was sleeping, given a milliliter of water for his only drink of the day, and deprived of money to pay his mounting hotel fees. Drachma felt weak and tired. He wanted to leave this place but never had the energy. Then a thought came.
He had forgotten all about the staff Hephaestus had given him. It was still shrunk down to a small size and hiding in his pocket. He still did not really know what it would do, but he figured now was as good a time as any. He took the staff out of his pocket and sure enough, it began to grow. “Here goes nothing,” he said to himself, and pointed the staff at the wall.
100-dollar bills flung out of the staff and slammed against the wall and almost broke it. “Wow.” He said slowly. Drachma decided this would be reasonable to use. Then he realized he couldn’t get out of the room because the money had blocked the door.
He picked up the hotel phone and called the front desk. “I know I haven’t had the money to pay my rent for the past 30 days,” he told them. “But if you come to my room right away, I can slip some money to you under the door.” Of course, the manager hung up right away and Drachma could hear his footsteps running up the stairs.
Drachma used his staff to blow some of the money under the crack in the bottom of the door. Once he thought he had blown enough out to make the manager happy, he told him, “If this looks good to you, there’s plenty more where this came from. Gather everyone together and meet me back here in half an hour and you’ll see just how much more I have to give away.”
30 minutes later, everyone inside the hotel forced their way inside the room and started taking all the money. Drachma decided to run, and when people started chasing him, he pointed his staff at the door and 4.87 seconds later, the entire exit of the hotel was sealed with money.
People who were walking past the hotel started shouting and grabbing at all the 100 dollar bills. Drachma used the crowds as cover to slip away. “At least some people will have a nice dinner tonight,” he thought as he sprinted off to his next location. As it turned out, for all the days he was mistreated in the hotel, he also heard a lot of conversations, and although they didn’t know it, he thought he heard some of 45s henchmen talking about where his headquarters was.
Just then, he heard a clink noise and realized that his staff was turned miniature and was on the floor somewhere. He turned around and saw a man take it and run away. He tried to catch up, but the crowds pushed him the other way. About 5 minutes later, Drachma decided to give up and just go home.
When Drachma got home, he thought about how he could get his staff back. He was afraid to go to Mount Olympus and tell Hephaestus what happened because it might make him angry, so he knew he had to figure something out for himself. He remembered hearing that 45’s headquarters was somewhere in Trump Tower, but how would he get in there without anyone knowing? And how could he find out what floor 45 lived on? Drachma got on the internet to read up on Trump Tower, since it was such a famous building, so he went to Yelp and saw hundreds of reviews about how bad the building was and how everything was always breaking, so he decided to dress up as a repair man and pretend he was there to fix something. Now all he had to do was figure out which floor 45 lived on.
Drachma went to the nearest store and got a repair man suit. The owner looked a little bit suspicious looking at a 5’4 guy wanting a 6’3 suit. Drachma got the suit and rushed out of the store. He decided to cut the pants and shirt until it fit him. Drachma eventually fixed it, and then he put it on. Drachma then thought about how he was going to find 45. Then, a thought came up. Drachma remembered how rich 45 was and realized he probably owned the entire building. Drachma went back on Yelp and saw it was owned by anonymous, which was probably 45. As he went to open his front door, he saw an envelope had been shoved under it that said, “Use Me.” Drachma in a hurry, so he simply shoved the envelope into his baggy repair man suit and told himself he would open it later.
It didn’t take long to get to Trump Tower. It was easy to find because it was so tall and had TRUMP TOWER written in gold across the top. Drachma walked through the revolving door and was shocked when he almost stepped on the tiniest man he’d ever seen also going through it at the same time. After dealing with a giant at the last hotel, he wasn’t too surprised to now see a man the size of a hot dog. So, Drachma just followed this tiny man through the lobby, and in his repairman suit no one questioned him. He got on the same elevator as the little dude to see which button he jumped up to push. Then, Drachma noticed this tiny man had a tiny little staff sticking out of his pocket! Hephaestus must have cursed it to shrink anyone who tried use it other than him! Now all he had to do was follow the tiny man and he was sure he’d find 45 there.
Drachma followed the man until he saw a pit of fire. Immediately Drachma knew he had to stop the man. He stepped over the man (Literally) and stopped in front of him. “Do you want money?” he asked.
In a childish voice the man replied, “Well. No. I got a lot already and plus, how would you have more money than me? By the way, do your work!”
Drachma remembered the envelope, reached into his pocket, opened it, and took out what was inside. He also heard the man asking what the staff did. Uh oh. Drachma dropped the card and immediately, there was a voice in is brain. “Name a number,” it said. Drachma said “34500.” His hand filled with 1, 5-, 10-, 50-, and 100-dollar bills. Drachma had the ability to count fast so he recognized it to be 34500. Drachma picked up the card and held it up towards the man. Little did he know, the card fell again.
Drachma said to the man as he handed the money, “Here.”
But then, a voice popped into Drachma’s mind saying “Name a number.”
At the exact same time, the man said, “How much is this?”
Drachma said zero, just wanting to take the voice out of his mind, but the little man heard him.
“Is this a scam?” he said.
“No sir. Not at all,” Drachma replied.
“Well zero dollars seems like a scam. What do you want!”
Unfortunately, when Drachma said the word “Zero,” the 34500 that had been in his hands had turned to zero. Enough dealing with this guy, he thought to himself.
“Hey, where did you get that staff you have in your pocket?” he ask little man.
“None of your business,” the man said back.
“It looks pretty fancy for a tiny businessman to be carrying around. Prove to me it’s yours. Use it for something why don’t you?”
Annoyed, the tiny man took the staff out of his pocket. “Seriously?” he shouted at Drachma. “I am not going to take any more attitude from some plumber or whatever you are. Just buzz off!” He yelled, and as he said this, he stomped the staff on the ground. Immediately, it shrunk him down so tiny he disappeared with a ‘pop.’
Quickly, Drachma picked up the little staff and placed it back in his pocket. There weren’t that many rooms on this floor, so one of them had to be 45’s headquarters. Drachma decided to go home and make some better plans before storming in there. He wanted to be sure his attack was successful. New York was running out of more money by the second, and he needed to be sure he had a plan that would work before everyone went totally bankrupt.
Drachma picked up the card and decided to put glue on it so it would stick to his clothes. Drachma put a spy fly in the floor as he left. He could hear anything and everything.
That night when he went to plan, he heard, “You fools. That boy knows. He knows! Why would you let him in. Why!” Immediately Drachma knew that “boy” referred to him.
Drachma knew this meant he had to act fast. 45 knew he’d been located. Then he heard something else that both scared and encouraged him: “We have GOT to find that one working ATM before that boy does. If he finds it – we’re done for! All our hard work will be ruined and everyone will get their money back!”
“How are we gonna do that, Boss?” one of the men in the room said. “It could be anywhere.”
“I have two ideas,” 45 said. “You don’t get to be as big and powerful as I am by just coming up with one idea, you know,” he bragged. “First, we need to get a few men on the trail of that kid. Maybe he will find the ATM before we do, and if he does, we need to be right there to stop him from getting to it before we do.
“Second, we control all other ATMs in New York, right? So, all we need to do is use the Main Bank of New York Computer System to locate every single ATM in the city and then get as many of our men as possible to go out and test every one of them. Eventually someone will find the ATM that still works.”
“That’s gonna take a lot of men,” one of the workers in the room said.
“So what? I’m rich and powerful. And people are broke right now. I will put an ad in the paper that says I am offering jobs to people who are willing to travel around the city, and we will make them sign an agreement that says they can’t talk about what we ask them to do or they won’t get paid. That way it will all be secret.”
“That sounds like a great plan, boss,” one of the men said. “I don’t see how anything could go wrong!” Drachma felt a little funny after he heard this. Should he go and find the ATM by going undercover again, or should he do something else? The thought circulated in is mind for about an hour. But he knew something – he had to act fast. Drachma decided that at dawn he would go and find that ATM. And if there were people following him, he would go a random route, hoping he could lose them. He chose to sleep and have a rest before the adventure.
That night, he had a dream. Outside his apartment was a terrible storm. The entire city was lit up like a Christmas tree due to all the lightning. Drachma was standing on his balcony watching the rain, when all of a sudden, a huge lightning bolt shot from the clouds. It was shaped like a giant hand that was pointing an electric finger right at the New York Executive State Mansion in Albany, NY. Drachma woke up and shot straight up in bed. “That must be it!” Drachma recognized the lightning bolt as having come from Zeus, so he knew he first had to visit the Little Zeus Food Truck on 112th 50th Street, to give him an offering of thanks before continuing on his quest.
Drachma got up and decided to go. Once he reached the food truck he said, “Um hello. Where ca-“
“We’re closed.” The replied blatantly.
Drachma thought the man looked familiar. Wasn’t he the guy at Trump Tower who put him in the chair? The man must have realized that he was Drachma because he squinted his eyes at him and said “What’s your name kiddo!” Drachma quickly grabbed a loaf of bread and offered it to Zeus, and when the bread disappeared, the man jumped on him. “Hey! I am just a kid.” Drachma said. He rolled to the side and ran off. “Oh no,” he thought. Drachma zoomed past everyone and ran all the way to Albany.
As he neared the Executive State Mansion, he heard a car horn beeping behind him. Oh no, he thought. What if that was 45’s men catching up to him? He would be leading them right to what he was pretty sure was the working ATM. He turned around and saw – the Little Zeus Food Truck! The real men who owned the truck had followed him there!
“Hey! Hop in, mister!” they shouted. “We saw how you offered that bread to Zeus and it disappeared. We figured you must be a special guy if you could do that so we decided to follow you!”
Drachma got his staff out and pointed it at them. It did absolutely nothing. Drachma sighed. He took a turn left and kept running. He then saw it. A 234-foot monster with large wings. Drachma then saw a green light on an ATM. “I’ve got to get there and use the credit card that I have,” he thought. Drachma saw a store inside the building. He saw a door and went in it. When he realized no one was chasing him, he took a breather. He’d ran so much that he almost fainted. “Not now,” he said to himself. After about 5 minutes, drachma decided to go and save the Big Apple. “Let’s go,” he told himself as he was ready for some action.
The store he was in was attached to the Executive Mansion, which was on the second floor. As he exited the store, a huge stream of flame shot across right in front of him. Drachma jumped back and looked in the direction of the flame. There stood the monster, and in front of it holding onto the chain that was attached to the monster’s neck, was the Governor of New York.
“Not so fast, pal,” the Governor said. “That ATM is for my personal use only. No one is allowed to use it, that’s why it has that green light at the top. Green is my favorite color.”
Drachma smiled, “It’s my favorite color, too,” and with that he pointed his staff right at him. A stream of money shot right at the Governor’s face, and he burst out in laughter.
“Now, you’re my kind of guy!” the Governor said happily. “Green is my favorite color because money is my favorite thing in the world! How can I help you?” he asked, as the monster roared another shot of flame in Drachma’s direction. “Hey, knock it off, Pebbles,” the Governor said. “This is one of the good guys. We’re going to let him have access to the ATM if he can give us a good reason why he’s here.”
“I am here to use that ATM to get all the other ATMs in the city working. Only I can do it. And if 45 gets to it before I do, he is going to take control of that one too, and then he’ll control everything.”
The Governor thought for a moment. “You know, I admit it’s been kind of nice to keep this ATM secret and be the only person in New York with any cash,” he said, stroking Pebbles’s big scaly paw while he talked. “But eventually the entire city is going to blame me for this whole mess if I don’t fix it soon, so I guess it’s good that you’re here to fix things for me. I just have one condition before we get started.”
“What’s that?” Drachma asked.
“You have to let me take the credit for getting all the ATMs working,” the Governor said.
“I will do that as long you do something for me,” Drachma said.
“You have to tell everyone in New York to burn $10 a month. It will really be in honor of me as the god I am sure to become if I succeed, but they don’t have to know that,” Drachma told him.
“I have no problem with that,” the Governor said. “I’m sure I can come up with some reason for them to burn the money.”
Drachma went and got the credit card he had .001 second before he could put it into the machine, the card got swatted away. Drachma turned around to see 45’s big eyes staring at him. 45 took his leg and dragged him all around the place until Drachma broke free and ran. 45 came running but Drachma swatted at him with his staff. “Stand back.” Drachma said. 45 threw his shoe at Drachma and the card flew out of his hand. “Okay. I guess I have to fight this one.” Drachma said.
It was him versus 45. Drachma moved in a swift direction as he jabbed at 45 with his staff. 45 fell to the floor but got back up and snapped his fingers which caused giants to appear. One of the giants stood out. It was the giant from Money Inn. Drachma was in trouble. But he continued fighting. He took out most of the giants with his staff. Then, it was just 45 and THE giant.
Suddenly, Drachma heard a voice in his ear. “Remember,” the voice said, “everyone has a weakness.” It was the ancient Greek hero, Achilles. Achilles had been dipped in the River Styx as a child, but there was spot on his heel where his mother held him that was vulnerable. One arrow shot into his heel is what killed him, even though the rest of him was invincible. Achilles was trying to tell him something – but what was 45’s one weakness? His staff started to quiver, and he felt it pointing directly at 45’s chest. That was when Drachma realized what his weakness was.
But first, the giant. Drachma told the giant a joke knowing he didn’t have a sense of humor. The giant stood there confused as Drachma defeated it. The only other person left was 45. Drachma eyed his wallet as he was ready to charge.
The wallet was in the inside pocket of 45’s suit jacket. It was huge and stuffed full of money. But at the last moment 45 saw how Drachma was looking at it and held onto it with his hand. “Oh no you don’t!” 45 shouted as he took off his jacket and threw it up into the air, where it turned into a hot air balloon and started to float into the sky.
Drachma decided to get the wallet. He grabbed his staff and threw it at the hot air balloon and it popped. 45 shouted in anger and charged at Drachma. Drachma swiftly dodged 45’s attack and ran to the wallet. When he reached the wallet, he looked up and saw the giant’s ugly face. “Uh oh” Drachma said.
The giant grabbed the wallet before Drachma could reach it. He looked at it curiously. Then he said, “I work for 45 many years. He never pay me. I think I take payment now.” And with that, he lifted up a big green foot and squashed 45 like a bug.
But unfortunately, the wallet was a regenerator. No wonder the wallet was so special. It had kept him alive for so long. 45 decided to do this a different way: Reverse psychology. He said, “Fine, I give up, you can have it.” In .23 seconds, every single person looked at him. Even Pebbles. 45 then said,” So… that’s it, right?”
“Yeah, I guess,” Drachma replied.
“I’ll give you the wallet, then I can be the good guy, maybe,” 45 replied.
“Sure, but I prefer being the good guy,” Drachma said as he held onto the wallet.
45 thought he was being clever, but Drachma hadn’t forgotten the real reason he was there: to get to that ATM. Maybe he could use the wallet situation to distract 45 long enough to get access to it and fix all the other ATMs in the city.
“Hey Governor!” Drachma shouted. “Catch!” Then Drachma threw the wallet to the Governor, who was still standing beside Pebbles.
As the wallet flew through the air, 45 laughed out loud and shouted “Sucker! I’m gonna catch it and then it will be mine forever!” But while he was chasing after the wallet, Drachma zoomed towards the ATM machine.
45 saw Drachma going for the ATM and chased after him. But 45’s lives were basically in the Governor’s hands. The Governor fed the wallet to Pebbles and 45 fell to the ground as he disintegrated into a pile of pennies. “Thanks, Gov,” Drachma said.
“DON’T EVER CALL ME THAT,” the governor said.
“Chill,” Drachma said as he put the credit card in the ATM.
The all the atm’s started working and people started rampaging at the ATMs and people were getting run over. The Governor got an alert on his phone that told him what was happening. “Drachma, now there’s violence spreading all over the city because everyone is rushing to the ATM machines! Can you get this under control?”
Drachma rolled his eyes and handed the credit card to the Governor. “I think I’ve done enough for one day,” he said. “You’re the Governor, after all.”
The Governor sighed, but he got on the phone with emergency services right away to fix the problem.
Even though Drachma didn’t help with the stampedes after the ATM machines were fixed, he still got his big promotion to god status because of all the work he’d done. Drachma was now in charge of money and wealth. He would fix a problem with money if there was any. Drachma was happy. And the Governor passed a law that put Drachma’s face on all money as well as a special edition credit card. And once a month, everyone burned $10 in honor of him, just like he’d asked them to do.